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A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week.
The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club and became very active.
After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the [...]
So who is going to sponsor the babes at this years Viv Thomas Masters? It would be great to get a few girls playing twister or something a little more original… I am sure we can think up something?
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered [...]
It was a sunny Sunday morning on the first hole at Paraparaumu Beach Golf Club and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the Clubhouse loudspeaker.
‘Would the gentleman on the women’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!’
I could feel every eye [...]
A young woman had been taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked,
‘Why are you back [...]
A foursome of guys are waiting at the men’s tee while another foursome of women are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and misses it completely. Then she hacks it another ten [...]
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